Get Rid Of The Rules, The King And The Queen- Mark Pavlovich
Thursday, June 24th, 2010The Umpires are the persons designated to enforce the rules of baseball during a game. In Major League Baseball, there are four umpires per game, one positioned behind the plate (the home plate umpire) who is responsible for calling balls and strikes as well as plays at the plate, and one behind each of the bases (the base umpires) who are positioned to make calls on plays at their base, or in the outfield. The home plate umpire also has responsibility for keeping the official line-up cards; he is the only person who can determine if a substitution is legal or whether a batter is out of turn; he must be advised beforehand if a manager intends to make a double-switch.
During the All-Star Game and postseason games, two additional umpires take the field, positioned along the left and right foul lines in the outfield. Their main responsibility is to make calls on whether balls hit to the outfield are fair or foul, and whether balls have been caught on the fly or trapped. At lower levels, games can be umpired by three, two or even one official; in fact, in the early days of professional baseball, the one-umpire system was most common.
Basketball referees must know the rules of basketball inside and out. Basketball rules vary at each level of play, though basic rules are the same for every league. A basketball referee should study the game rules of every league he plans on officiating. The last thing any basketball referee wants is to encounter confusion as an official during a basketball game. Rule books should be available for every league you officiate. Documentation of every obstacle or disagreement should be found in rule books.
The official soccer rules are called the “Laws of the Game” and are revised annually (usually in July) by FIFA, the world soccer governing body, but youth organizations usually adjust the rules to fit children. Typical adjustments are field sizes, game lengths, number of players per team, the number and frequency of substitutions, “offside” is sometimes not called, and slide tackling is sometimes not allowed. Field sizes, ball sizes, length of games & rules vary by age group. The FIFA rules do not require separate teams for girls and boys, but many soccer clubs and associations have separate leagues for boys and girls. Discuss the rule variations with an official of your league. You can find the “Laws of the Game” at FIFA.com (on the FIFA Home Page enter “Laws” in the search feature).
Title IX, how amazing that none of the above really matter anymore. Who cares about rules? It has been my displeasure to watch the NBA finals, where if you knew how to act as well as Paul Pierce, you could get a foul called on almost any play. Plus, I never knew that guarding in the NBA was “palm on the back was a foul”, but a “KG love hug” on almost every play was not. Do not get me wrong the Lakers were just as guilty at their end of the court.
But as bad as basketball is, it cannot compare to “the flop” that we see in the world of soccer. Can you imagine how littered the floor would be with bodies if a soccer team ever came to visit the crew on FNM? After fifteen minutes of a verbal attack from the Franchise and then a follow up attack from Title IX or Pedal to the Metal there would be bodies all over the floor rolling and writhing in pain. OH THE HUMANITY!
And let us not forget baseball, where the umpires get more dramatic in each one of their calls. It has been our pleasure to broadcast many baseball and softball games on multiple levels this year. In many of those games, we are situated right behind the plate and can observe the same strike zone as the pitcher, catcher, batter and umpire. I know I am older than my partners, but I can still see, and I know that the strike zone is not six inches outside the plate or three inches off the ground. And please do not say “Well, he is calling it the same way for both teams”. You’re right, he or she is calling it the same way for both teams, be it BASKETBALL, BASEBALL or SOCCER. But they are calling it wrong!
If a writer takes a classic story and rewrites it destroying all the common threads in the story line, we as a viewing audience have a fit and we refuse to see the film. If a news commentator takes a politician’s quote out of context and twist it upside down and inside out, we grumble and complain that the commentator violated a principle of ethics. If we play a game with our family, friends, and acquaintances and we peak over someone’s shoulder in cards, or miscount our strokes on a golf course, no one would want to play with us again. So why do the officials of many sports feel like they must bend the rules to make the game more exciting, suspenseful, close? Or is it the “policeman” mentality “I AM THE LAW”(Judge Dread-Stallone) and I must be a seen part of the game?
Too many times we have seen a game changed, rearranged or totally destroyed on a call by an official who KNEW that particular call would have a significant effect on the outcome of a game. NO, I am not talking about a missed call, or a call that if there are four of us in a room two of us see it one way and two of us see it the other way. I am talking the non winning goal in WORLD CUP USA vs. SLOVENAIA, the missed call at 1st BASE FOR A PERFECT GAME AND THERE IS NO DISCUSSION BETWEEN ALL THE UMPIRES, or the ball is knocked out of bounds by one team, no I saw it, BUT YOU DID SEE THE ARM BEING RIPPED OFF AT THE SOCKET -you didn’t see it but it is a foul, you didn’t see it but he was tagged, you didn’t see it but it’s a red card. When will today’s refs, umpires, officials, and linesman realize that they are there to enforce the rules, not rewrite them? When they do, please let me know and I will go back and watch the games.
