Hey Miami, Let’s Play- Mark Pavlovich
Monday, July 12th, 2010Title IX: “Hey guys, let’s play basketball.”
A group surrounds Title IX. It is the usual suspects: Big E, Stick Boy, The Franchise, Buddha of Babble, Petal to the Metal, The Sports Producer and the Encyclopedia of Baseball.
Stick Boy: “Basketball? There’s not enough of us for basketball.”
Title IX: “We can play four on four. That would be a fair game.”
The Sports Producer: “Hey, I can’t run all day long.”
With that being said, four shadowy figures stroll on to the basketball court and stand there as if someone should ask them to play.
Cheryl: “Did someone say basketball?”
The Sports producer: “Yeah, why?”
Cheryl: “Can us girls get in on this game?”
The Sports Producer: “I guess…”
Title IX: “I am on their team.”
The Franchise: “Me too.”
Big E: “Hey!”
Buddha of Babble: “Ladies…”
Cheryl: “Why don’t the best of you guys, stay there, and the not so good players come over here?”
The grumbling from the group sounded like an executive council meeting at a Fortune 500 Company.
The Sports Producer: “Girls…”
Title IX:”Women. And do you know who they are?”
Franchise:”Nancy Lieberman ,Old Dominion, 1976-80. A three-time Kodak All-American, she revolutionized the point guard position and averaged 18.1 points and 7.2 assists in her collegiate career. She became the youngest player to win an Olympic medal (silver in 1976, when she was 18) and is a Naismith Hall of Fame member. The Nancy Lieberman Award is given annually to the nation’s best point guard.”
Big E: “Cheryl Miller USC, 1982-86. At 6 feet 2 inches, she was the Candace Parker of her day, able to do things usually associated with much smaller players. Miller was a four-time All-American who scored 3,018 career points and had 1,534 rebounds. She won national championships in 1983 and ‘84. USC was 112-20 in her career.”
The Encyclopedia of Baseball:”Diana Taurasi, Connecticut, 2000-04. Able to hit a pull-up jumper from seemingly anywhere on the court, at times she was unstoppable. Taurasi led Connecticut to three straight NCAA championships and was a two-time national player of the year.”
Buddha of Babble: “Please, nobody is unstoppable.”
DEAD SILENCE
Title IX: “Chamique Holdsclaw Miller, Tennessee, 1995-99. A forward with finesse, she was the heart and soul of the Tennessee teams that won a historic three consecutive NCAA championships. She was the Final Four MVP in 1997 and ‘98, and led the team in scoring all four seasons she played.”
Buddha of Babble: “I’ll watch her, she is closer to my age. On second thought,
I’ll play on her team”
BIG E: “Hey!”
The Franchise: “Hey!”
Petal to the Metal: “Who cares?”
Title IX: “We do.”
Cheryl: “Guys, who is on our team?”
EVERYONE RAISED THEIR HAND… well almost everyone.
Moral of the story:
EVERYONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH THE BEST PLAYERS AND ON THE TEAM THAT SHOULD WIN
Good luck Miami. Sorry New York, there’s a worm in the Big apple. Chicago, the City just got a little windier. And Cleveland… well, at least you have a new TV Series names after you…
By the way, the BUDDHA OF BABBLE and the “women” destroyed the boys from FNM and nobody on our team claimed they pulled a hamstring.
