Resolution, No Playoffs For Everyone!- Randy Routier
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009I was going to write about Jason Bay and his new four-year deal guaranteed for $66 million. Gosh and I say this with a straight face that is just a steal. Gosh the second coming of the Bambino hit .267 last year and a career high 36 home runs. A penny below $66 million would be a sin. Baseball owners continue to prove they are the dumbest of all sports owners. I was going to rant about this contract but then I did an Urban Meyer. You know what an Urban Meyer is, a changing of the mind. I got soft and decided to go a different direction. I know American sports fans detest someone who changes their mind. I learned that earlier when BF or if you prefer, the despised Brett Favre changed his mind and was vilified for it. How great is it that Favre and Rodgers made the Pro Bowl? Where is all of the outrage about how terrible Urban Meyer is for changing his mind? There was no outrage.
Having said all of this I still have not stated what I wanted to share with you. I have mentioned here many times about my strong desire for a college football playoff system. I took some heat for it and because of this I have my first New Years resolution. I have seen the light and the error of my misguided ways. I do not know what I was thinking. How could I have been so wrong, so stubborn and so far off base? Thanks to all of you that have convinced me that a college football playoff system just cannot be. There is no money to be made and no one would care if there was a playoff. I see now that it would be too hard on these put upon student athletes and their studies. I have heard conference commissioners wail about the logistics would be a nightmare. I heard one commissioner talk of the fear he had that the poor athletes would be ground down by a playoff system. Ignore the fact that there used to be an eight game schedule, a ten game schedule and now it is twelve or thirteen games.
No, they are right, forget a shorter regular season because that is not a grind, just a playoff schedule. A playoff system could not work. Please ignore the fact that the lower divisions have them and their kids seem to be fine. Besides, I really enjoy the fact that there is over a month between the last regular season and the BCS Championship Game. I did not realize before how many magnificent teams with a 6-6 record there are! With a playoff, teams may have to have winning records and mercy, is that really what we should reward? I say I now understand that the NCAA is just trying to make sure all 120 teams get into the post season. How could I have been so foolish?
As a part of my new resolution for 2010 I am determined to find the most ridiculous sounding sponsors and I will not rest until even winless teams are rewarded with post season play that does not include a playoff system. I have heard people say well look at teams in college basketball that are upset because they are not chosen. Again, I was crazy and stand corrected. I was thoughtless and cruel to not understand that 65 teams make the NCAA basketball tournament. Another 32 teams make the NIT but how could I not feel for that 98th team that did not quite make it in either tournament. The old me would have said one word, Intramural! But the new me says yes, there must not be anyone omitted.
Now that I have switched over to the anti-playoffs side, I think we should keep going. I say no playoffs for everyone!!!! To you who may be getting excited about the upcoming NFL playoffs, I say, forget it! There should be no deciding a championship on the field. Let’s just pick out two teams now to be in the Super Bowl. Then let’s not even play that game. Let’s just pick a winner on paper. No World Series on the field again. Think about how bad a seven game series between the same two teams is. Forget a 162 game schedule on the field. We can all just pick the winners and never even have to play a game. Imagine how much time and energy could be saved. We would not have to read the paper or check our computers for scores. No Saturdays or Sundays watching TV! More time for more important matters. Student/athletes would not have to practice. They could just study more. We could just use video games to simulate what the action would be and the results would be.
In keeping with that thought, no conferences outside the BCS conferences would be allowed to participate in the simulated games. I heard some people say that poor old Alabama last year was just not motivated when they played Utah in the Sugar Bowl. They almost were in the BCS Championship Game and had to settle for a game against lowly Utah. Poor Nick Saban makes four million a year and my goodness he could not get his players motivated. There are five undefeated teams left in college football this year and only two have a chance at being the Champion. Imagine the old me said that something was wrong with that. The new me says, no worries.
I am just getting warmed up here but I will do you a favor and stop. Last thing, are you with me? What do you say? No playoffs for everyone in 2010! With this attitude I just may become president or a conference commissioner at a BCS school. Thanks to all of you who made me see the light and be sure to watch the Insight Bowl as it will be outstanding.
